As we all know Po, the well-remembered Teletubbie, has married Bella from the children’s favourite, Tweenies. The wedding was held in a lovely little chapel in TVland. Straight after the fantastic ceremony, the couple had a huge fight; there was slapping, punching and scratching. They both stormed out of their new condo in different directions.

What happened next was even more shocking as Curious George stumbled upon Po and Dora the Explorer making love behind a wheelie bin. “I was so distraught when I saw them as I watch Dora on the TV every day after work!” said George.

After standing still with his mouth wide open for about five minutes, George carried on walking. As he passed the new condo he decided to take a look around. He reached a window so being curious he looked inside and discovered that it was the bedroom. He spotted two people inside the bed; it was Bella and Diego. There were so many thoughts going through George’s head, ‘Have Bella and Po split up after two hours of being married? Are they having an affair? Do each of them know what they are doing and was the wedding just a publicity thing?’
Instead of getting away lightly he was spotted! “Hey you!” shouted Diego.
George ran and ran as fast as his little legs could carry him back onto the yellow brick road where he caught his breath back. When suddenly out of nowhere a little Scotty dog came running up to him wearing a sparkly red collar?

Following the cute little dog was a young girl asking everyone she passed if they knew how to get back to Kansas. Spotting George the young girl walked over to him and said, “Hello, I’m Dorothy and this is my dog Toto.”

“Hello Dorothy, I’m George. Have you heard about Po and Bella yet?” asked George telling her all about it without waiting for her to answer.

“Oh my God, I didn’t know anything, I can’t believe it. I thought they were so happy together. Are you kidding me?” Dorothy exclaimed, and then she picked up Toto and ran of with millions of tears streaming down her face.

Nine months later when George was heading out for his yearly visit to France to see his brother and sister he passed Bella who had been in England for eight months. She came out of the airport with two bundles of cloth, one in each arm. A very shocked George suddenly realised that they were not bundles of cloth at all but Diego’s baby boys, Iiggle-Piggle and Macca Pacca.

News travels fast around a small village and soon after George saw Bella, Po found out about it. As Po didn’t know that Bella had been seeing Diego he set out to murder Diego with a bread knife. Diego had no idea what was going on until Po jumped out from behind the lime green leather sofa, shouted “Die Diego Die!” and plunged the knife into the pupil of Diego’s dark brown left eye.

Po wanted nothing to do with Bella or the new babies. Bella was now a single mum in a tiny flat with two crying babies. After a while and just before their first birthday she realised that she could not cope with the stress.
Before she had the babies she’d had an amazing life with lots of friends, food, water and a loving boyfriend but now she had nothing apart from two annoying babies. Po made all of that happen, so one night she crept into the babies bedroom and suffocated Iggle-Piggle with his favourite red blanket and caved Macca Pacca’s head in with his rock teddy.

When the people of the village found out they where not totally shocked at the news, they knew that something was wrong because they had not heard or seen any of them in months!

Bella was charged with the murder of her children and sentenced to life in prison.

Po and Dora are due to be married tomorrow and Dora is expecting twins but Po doesn’t know if they are his or not!!!!

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